statehate:

“[A]t a top secret, state of the art laboratory in Switzerland, scientists finally discover the true cause of “global warming.” It’s the sun, stupid. More specifically – as the Danish physicist Henrik Svensmark has long postulated – it’s the result of cosmic rays which act as a seed for cloud formation. The scientists working on the project are naturally euphoric: this is a major breakthrough which will not only overturn decades of misguided conjecture on so-called Man Made Global Warming but will spare the global economy trillions of dollars which might otherwise have been squandered on utterly pointless efforts to reduce anthropogenic CO2 emissions. However, these scientists have failed to realise just how many people – alarmist scientists, huckster politicians, green activists, eco-fund managers, EU technocrats, MSM environmental correspondents – stand to gain from the Man Made “Climate Change” industry. Their discovery must be suppressed at all costs.”

I am thoroughly enjoying this. It’s amazing how much effort and money it took for a bunch of scientists to finally prove what the rest of us have known to be true for so long.

(via antigovernmentextremist)